Daaa-aaad! Recipes for our favorite “comedian.”
Your father’s groan-worthy jokes may leave a sour taste in your mouth, but you know what doesn’t? Strawberries! From desserts to smoothies to salads—even soup! Few recipes can’t be improved upon with the addition of this sweet, sweet berry. In honor of Father’s Day and the guy whose love and guidance totally make up for his terrible puns, we’re once again sharing our favorite strawberry-themed Dad jokes…
Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?
A: A blueberry.
Q: What do you call strawberries playing the guitar?
A: A jam session.
Q: How do you make a strawberry turnover?
A: Push it down a hill.
Q: How do you fix a strawberry?
A: With a strawberry patch.
Q: How do you make a strawberry shake?
A: Put it in the freezer!
Q: What is red and goes up and down?
A: A strawberry in an elevator.
Q: Why can’t you make a tart with 3.14 strawberries?
A: Because that would be a pi.
And if you’re looking for a few recipes to make Father’s Day even sweeter, be sure to check out the delicious meals and treats from your friends at Well•Pict Berries. Happy Father’s Day!
IMAGE: Crazy strawberry face from Experimonkey