FATHER’S DAY RECIPES THAT ARE NO LAUGHING MATTER
Just like his jokes, these Father’s Day recipes aren’t at all funny. Seriously, (just like his jokes), they won’t even elicit a chuckle. But, you won’t get any groans, either (unlike his jokes), because each of these meals, snacks, and treats are surprising and wholly satisfying. So, throw on your cargo shorts, brown socks, bright white tennies, and “Licensed to Grill” apron, and get ready to honor Dad with a bountiful meal that’s as nutritious as it is stick-to-your-ribs hearty and delicious. We’ve listed some favorite recipes below, but you should check out the Well•Pict Berries recipe page for inspiration and ideas to make your Father’s Day menu exactly perfect for your favorite remote-guarder/weed-puller/thermostat-monitor…
Our favorite Dad-approved recipes:
Vegan Cauliflower Pakora With Raspberry-Apple Chutney
Well•Pict Berry BBQ Pulled Pork Tacos
Raspberry Pork Tenderloin Salad
Well•Pict Berries Roasted Strawberry Chicken Burgers
Well•Pict Strawberry Stuffed Cannoli With Three-Berry Compote
And, because Father’s Day wouldn’t be the same without them, here’s our annual list of our “berry” favorite berry-themed dad jokes:
Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries!
Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?
A: A blueberry.
Q: What do you call raspberries playing the guitar?
A: A jam session.
Q: How do you make a strawberry turnover?
A: Push it down a hill.
Q: How do you fix a strawberry?
A: With a strawberry patch.
Q: How do you make a raspberry shake?
A: Put it in the freezer!
Q: What is red and goes up and down?
A: A strawberry in an elevator.
Q: Why can’t you make a tart with 3.14 strawberries?
A: Because that would be pi.
Image: Cute little “blue” strawberry from LearnFunnyJokes.com
