This one’s for you, Dad
Strawberries…so delicious in, well, everything. From desserts to smoothies to salads–even soup! Few recipes can’t be improved upon with the addition of the humble red berry. But do you know what else strawberries are great in? Dad jokes! So, in honor of Father’s Day and our favorite “comedian,” here’s a round-up of some truly groan-worthy Dad jokes…
Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?
A: A blueberry.
Q: What do you call strawberries playing the guitar?
A: A jam session.
Q: How do you make a strawberry turnover?
A: Push it down a hill.
Q: How do you fix a strawberry?
A: With a strawberry patch.
Q: How do you make a strawberry shake?
A: Put it in the freezer!
Q: What is red and goes up and down?
A: A strawberry in an elevator.
Q: Why can’t you make a tart with 3.14 strawberries?
A: Because that would be a pi.
And because the weather is warming up, and Dad may be getting ready to break out the grill (if he hasn’t already, that is), here’s a couple recipes from all of us at Well?Pict Berries. Happy Father’s Day!
Image courtesy of Painful Puns