WHITE SHOES, BROWN SOCKS, AND OTHER DAD JOKES
That’s right, it’s time to celebrate the only man who can make a 30-year-old Cubs cap, knee-length khaki shorts, brown socks, and white sneakers look somehow, dare we say…stylish? Dads have a look, lexicon, and love language all their own and, frankly, we’re here for it. In terms of cuisine? The dad archetype is definitely an eater of beef, potatoes, and other foods on the brown/beige color spectrum. If that sounds like your pops to a T, then he either simply forgets the fruit and veggies or just opts for whatever is the most grabbable thing in the pantry. Either way, he needs a dose of nutritious, colorful food, stat! We’ve got some great recipes to get him in a berry healthy and delicious state of mind, including these Dad-approved favorites below:
Well•Pict Berry BBQ Pulled Pork Tacos
Well•Pict Berries Roasted Strawberry Chicken Burgers
And, in honor of Father’s Day 2022, we’re once again sharing our go-to, tried-and-true, absolute favorite berry-related dad jokes. Enjoy!
Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?
A: A blueberry.
Q: What do you call strawberries playing the guitar?
A: A jam session.
Q: How do you make a strawberry turnover?
A: Push it down a hill.
Q: How do you fix a strawberry?
A: With a strawberry patch.
Q: How do you make a strawberry shake?
A: Put it in the freezer!
Q: What is red and goes up and down?
A: A strawberry in an elevator.
Q: Why can’t you make a tart with 3.14 strawberries?
A: Because that would be a pi.
IMAGE: Excellent strawberry pun from Cheezburger/Memebase